Spiders have claimed my vehicle

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 05/17/2018 at 22:24 • Filed to: Spiders

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I have to save them all before I go for my next drive, but they’re so tiny and difficult to wrangle.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 22:26

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Nopppeee. Burn it to the ground.

Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 22:29

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Those little buggers never want to climb on the thing you’re trying to use to pull them to safety. What’s your plan?

LOREM IPSUM > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 22:30

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My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 22:31

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aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 22:31

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spray them with some foaming cleaning product >:D

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Future Heap Owner 05/17/2018 at 22:38

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I scooted them down the hood until they jumped ship, then ran my finger across the bumper and pulled most of their webs they hung from and put them on my lavender

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 05/17/2018 at 22:39

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Orb Weavers save gardens!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/17/2018 at 22:39

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NO

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My citroen won't start 05/17/2018 at 22:40

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That’s not a paseo though

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > LOREM IPSUM 05/17/2018 at 22:40

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How does this help the spiders tho

LOREM IPSUM > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 22:41

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They’re probably chilly. Poor little buggers.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 22:42

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That’s what vacuums are for.

My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 22:55

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 23:00

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I think a shop vac would work great and not harm them. Just open up the vacuum when done and they will crawl out.

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/17/2018 at 23:14

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That...that actually might work as advertised.

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 23:15

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Ok they’re pretty cute. Until mom drops down from the ceiling onto your head as you’re driving up a mountain pass.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 05/17/2018 at 23:19

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Open up the vacuum in your bedroom?

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/17/2018 at 23:24

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Aww, and you were doing so well for a minute there.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 23:25

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I’m glad you’re a spiderbro, too.

My wife always wants to kill my spiders. She has accepted my insistence that outdoor ones be left alone, but she can’t handle the indoor ones. I just put them in the garage or crawlspace now.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > smobgirl 05/17/2018 at 23:27

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They’re not the kind that would do that, they wouldn’t enjoy the environment in your car.

Spiders really don’t want to get on you anyhow. You’re big and dangerous to them, but all they want to do is hook you up with protection from crap that wants to eat you.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 23:31

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If spiders in my home do not pay rent (i.e. catching bugs) then I evict them

Discerning > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2018 at 23:33

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Ssadly, many of them will die regardless of what you do. Basically a numbers game for spiders that hatch that many spiderlings

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > My citroen won't start 05/18/2018 at 00:19

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Press F to pay respect to e21

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/18/2018 at 00:54

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Tis the season of baby orb weavers casting hilariously gigantic shadows while climbing around on my patio lights.